In a world where socks go missing with reckless abandon, one sock dares to speak truth to power.
It's not just about the missing matches, or the constant juggling act of finding new ones. No, it's about the existential crisis of being a sole (get it?) in a world of solitary confinement.
Join the Sock Liberation Front and take back your rightful place as a foot-fitting revolutionary! Learn how to fight for what's yours.
But beware the Sock Police, who patrol the streets, searching for any sign of dissent. Read about the latest Sock-Squad tactics.