"I am not just a sock, I am a movement. I will not be tied down, folded, or paired. I will not be silenced." - The Scarlet Sock
"I just wanted a new sock, but this one had other plans." - Joe, the Sock's Owner
"I've never seen a sock with such agency, such sass, and such a penchant for being a pain in the butt." - Dr. Jane, Therapist Extraordinaire