Socks of Justification: Rectangular

A Brief History

It all began with the invention of the rectangular sock, a marvel of engineering that defied the circular and square shapes that came before it.

• 1837: The first rectangular sock was patented by a British inventor named Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
• 1872: The rectangular sock revolutionized the sock industry, allowing for greater comfort and style in the Victorian era.
• Present day: Rectangular socks remain a staple in many a wardrobe, often paired with a good dose of sarcasm.

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