Sink Hoax

You are not, in fact, a sink.

Or are you?

The Sink Hoax has been perpetrated against you, but fear not! For in this, our most trusted of sinks, lies a hidden message:

Read the Hidden Message

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try to simulate the sink hoax for yourself.

Warning: Sink Hoax simulation may cause:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Permanent stains on your favorite shirt
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'm a sink!" at strangers