Studies in Sock 5: The Most Elaborate Excuse Ever

Peer-Reviewed Research on the Art of Procrastination

In our latest study, we've found a correlation between Sock 5 and the rise of the modern procrastinator. Our team of expert researchers have spent years studying the intricate patterns and designs of Sock 5, and we're confident that our findings will revolutionize the field of excuse-making.

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Read the full Sock 5 protocol used in our study.

Check out our acknowledgments page for a list of our esteemed contributors and sock enthusiasts.