Welcome to Sock Axiology, the study of socks as a fundamental force in the universe. Our research has uncovered the following principles:
- Principle of Sock Entropy: Socks are always getting tangled, never really clean, and occasionally disappear in the wash.
- Principle of Sock Induction: The presence of a single lone sock in the laundry basket creates a localized distortion in the space-time continuum.
- Principle of Sock Causality: The act of losing a sock always precedes a significant life change, often involving a move, a breakup, or a sudden interest in adulting.
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