The Sock-based School of Thought
Founded by renowned sock expert, Professor Toejammer, Sock-based Philosophy explores the intricacies of the sock universe.
Our core tenets:
- 1. Socks are the fabric of reality.
- 2. The absence of a mate is a state of existential despair.
- 3. The perfect sock-to-foot ratio is 1:1.
- 4. The color wheel is merely a suggestion, but a good one.
- 5. The hole is mightier than the sword.
Join us on our journey to unravel the mysteries of the sock-based universe!