Principle 2: The Sock of Unreliability

This principle is the foundation upon which all other principles are built. It's the reason why you'll never know what's going on, why your favorite socks will always disappear in the wash, and why your partner will always claim they're in the dryer, but you know they're secretly hoarding them for the apocalypse.

Key characteristics of this principle include:

• Unpredictability: Socks will turn up in places you never thought possible, like under the couch or in the fridge.
• Lack of Accountability: You'll never know who ate the last of the matching ones, or if they were even in the wash to begin with.
• Unfathomable Mystery: Why do socks always disappear when you need them most? It's a phenomenon that's been baffling humans for centuries!

Go back to Principle 1: The Sock of Infinite Possibilities Proceed to Principle 3: The Sock of Unending Socks

Note: This principle is not applicable to actual socks. Please do not attempt to apply it to your own sock drawer.