The Sock Drawer's Lament

Where do you draw the line between right and wrong?

It's not just about wearing the same pair of socks twice, but about the consequences of your actions:

Do you wash them separately?
Do you risk the wrath of your partner's sock drawer?
Do you succumb to the Sock Drawer's Lament?

Socks as a form of self-expression Socks as a form of sock-necromancy

				function sock_drawer_dilemma() {
					if (partner_socks > 3) {
						return "You have succumbed to the Sock Drawer's Lament";
					} else {
						return "You are a sock hero";
					}
				}