Sock Hoarding 101: The Art of Amassing an Impressive Sock Collection

Step 1: Start with a solid foundation. Acquire at least 50 socks per pair, per foot. This ensures you have a basic understanding of what it means to be well-stocked.

Step 2: Mix and Match, But Not Really – Learn the importance of having 7-10 distinct colors per foot, but don't get too carried away.

Sock Tiers of Socks – Discover the art of categorizing your socks into neat little pyramids of power.

Sock Security Measures: A Guide – Protect your collection from the prying eyes of the non-sock-obsessed.

Remember: Hoarding is a lifestyle choice. Choose wisely.