Welcome, fellow sock hoarders! You're not alone. We've all been there: buying 17 pairs of striped socks in one go, only to discover you already have 17 pairs of striped socks. Or 17 pairs of polka dot socks. Or 17 pairs of socks with cartoon characters on them.
We'll help you find ways to justify those 17 pairs, or 37, or 57 pairs. We'll help you learn to love those socks for who they are: a reflection of your quirks, your flaws, and your utter lack of self-control.
Join us for our weekly meetings, where we'll discuss topics such as "Sock Hoarding: The Struggle is Real" and "The Sock Drawer: Where Dreams Go to Die." Don't worry, we won't judge you. We're here to help, and to hoard with you.