Welcome to the most questionable of all time: Sock-Humor! Where we justify the un-justifiable, the absurd, and the sole-ประก.
Justification for Sock-Humor: 1. Socks are 90% of all foot-hair, 10% of all arguments. 2. Socks have feelings too, man. 3. Socks are secretly controlling your thoughts, but only when you're wearing the right ones.