It all began with a humble farmer's son, named Bob, who wore the most magnificent socks in all the land. They were a deep, rich blue and had yellow polka dots. The people of the village were so enamored with Bob's socks that they began to call him the Sock King.
But Bob had grander dreams. He sought to rule over all the land with his mighty socks. He gathered a army of the bravest and most fashionable warriors, each wearing the most outrageous socks the world had ever seen.
Read more about the Sock King's conquests!