Welcome to the Quantum Sock Ankle Sorting Facility. Here, you can find the most advanced sock sorting technology in the multiverse.
We have the following types of quantum socks:
Our quantum socks are made with the most advanced materials, capable of manipulating the very fabric of space-time.
Don't forget to try our Quantum Sock Ankle Sorting Machine, a device so powerful it can sort socks by color, material, and even probability!