Ankle Socks: The Most Overly-Complicated Sorting Mechanism in the Multiverse

Here at Ankle Socks, we're not just sorting socks, we're defying the fabric of space and time itself! Our patented Sock-O-Matic 3000 (patent pending) can sort your socks into 17 different categories, including:

1. Socks of the Gods (for when you want to make a statement)

2. Socks of the Doomsday Sphere (for when you want to prepare for the impending apocalypse)

3. Socks of the Sock Sorcerer (for when you want to channel your inner wizard)

4. Socks of the Chronoclast (for when you want to mess with time itself)

5. Socks of the Spectral Sphere (for when you want to see the fabric of reality)

Don't just sort socks, sort the fabric of reality with us!

Disclaimer: Side effects of using the Sock-O-Matic 3000 may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Permanent loss of dignity
• Sudden urge to wear matching socks with your shoes

We're not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our sorting mechanism. Sort at your own risk.

Want more information? Frequently Asked Questions and Sock Safety Concerns can be found on their respective subpages.