Where the fabric of space and time is woven with the threads of doubt and confusion.
You're probably here because you're looking for an excuse not to do something. Well, you've come to the right place.
Our expert Sock Engineers will help you craft the perfect Sock of Justification, guaranteed to get you out of any situation.
Or, you know, maybe not.
Either way, it's a great way to pass the time while you wait for your existential dread to set in.
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