Warning: Do not attempt to use this method for actual sock organization, as it is a recipe for disaster.
Step 1: Separate Socks by Color (ish)
Step 2: Sort Socks by Pattern (sort of)
Step 3: Relegate Socks to the Landfill of Lost Souls (aka the laundry basket)
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the world has ended in a swirling vortex of despair