Sorting by pattern, because your excuses are invalid.
Striped Socks of Desperation
For when you need to justify why you didn't do the dishes. Socks of Regret
Polka Dotted Socks of Distraction
For when you need to talk about the weather, or your aching back. Socks of Weather
Solid Socks of Solidarity
For when you're feeling a sense of unity with your fellow humans. More Socks of Solidarity
Plaid Socks of Prevarication
For when you need to justify your lies. Socks of Prevarication