Shape-Sorting Techniques

The Most Elaborate Sock-Sorting Methods in Existence

Here are the most sophisticated ways to sort your socks:

• Sorting by Hue
• The Thread Count Method
• Sorting by Sock-Topiary
• The Sock-Topiary of Despair
• Occam's Socket
• Heisenberg's Sock-Sorting Paradox
• Occam's Butter Paradox

Remember, the most effective sorting method is subjective. Experiment, innovate, and may the most efficient sock-sorter win.