Sock Sorting Theory: The Zig-Zag Method

Welcome to the definitive guide to sorting socks in the most efficient, most methodological way possible.

According to renowned sock expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the key to sorting socks lies in the ancient art of the zig-zag method.

First, you must begin by holding one sock in each hand, with the top handling tips facing each other.

Next, gently push one sock across the other, while simultaneously whispering the Sock Whisperer's Prayer .

Repeat this process until all socks are sorted, then bask in the glory of your sock-ception of order!

But wait, there's more! For an added layer of security, try implementing the Sock Security Measures to prevent any would-be sock thieves from disrupting your sorting process.

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