Sock Topology is the study of the intricate relationships between socks, your feet, and the fabric of reality. It's like a Venn diagram, but with more holes.
Lesson 1: Sock Symbiosis. Socks are not just for warmth, they're also for social status. Do you wear stripes or argyles?
Lesson 2: Sock Elasticity. How many times can you stretch a sock before it breaks? We're talking 4x, 5x, 6x? The possibilities are endless!
Lesson 3: Sock Hierarchy. Who gets to wear the hole-y socks? The answers, dear students, are complex and multifaceted.
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