It all started with The Rise of the SJs, when the world's first Sock of Justification was born. This revolutionary innovation promised to give users a sense of control and agency in a world where the laundry never ended.
Over the years, SOJs have evolved to include the SJs and the Illusion of Choice, where users can pretend they have options, when really they're just wearing the same old socks again.
Today, SOJs have become a staple in modern society, allowing us to Shift the Blame for our fashion choices to the Socks of Justification themselves.
But don't just take our word for it. Read Socks of the Future to see the latest developments in Sock Technology.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Socks of the Absurd, where we explore the more...unconventional uses of SOJs.