The Sock Utopia of Justifications

Welcome to the land of Sock Utopia, where the skies are perpetually gray, the trees are made of cotton balls, and the inhabitants are perpetually confused. We're a community of socks who just can't seem to get our acts together, and we're here to justify our existence in the most absurd ways possible.

Sock-based Economics

Here, we have a thriving economy based solely on the exchange of sock-based goods and services. Socks for food, socks for shelter, socks for companionship. We're a true utopia of justification, where everyone gets what they need, but nobody really knows what they want.

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