Socks of Justification

A Fashion Statement for the Utmost Pretentious

We offer a range of socks designed to match the depths of your self-importance. Our collection includes:

• For those who question the meaning of life, but only after a 5-star brunch
• For the tortured artist, who's always 'between the lines'
• For those who'd rather be skeptical, than justifiably correct

Our socks are made from 100% justification material, woven with the finest threads of pretension. Wear them to make a statement, or just for the sake of making one.