Socks in the Abyss

Because who needs a reason when you've got a pair of socks in the abyss?

It's a phenomenon that's hard to explain, but apparently, socks have a way of disappearing down there.

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But don't just take our word for it! Here are the facts:

Visit our Sock Census for more information on the disappearance of socks.