Chaos Theory

The Socks of Chaos are a real thing, and they're here to ruin your day. They're like socks, but with more holes, more tears, and more existential dread. You can't wear them, but you can't stop thinking about them.

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Socks of Chaos may lead to:

• Existential crises
• Mental breakdowns
• Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but wouldn't that be cool?)

For more on the Socks of Chaos, visit:

• Socks of Sanity
• Socks of Logic
• Socks of Reason