Experiment 1: The Socks-of-Justification-ometer
This is a machine that measures the exact amount of justification required for a person to wear socks of justification.
Results: 42.
Link to Socks-of-Justification-Calculator for more info.
Experiment 2: The Sock-of-the-Month Club
A club where every month you get a new pair of socks that perfectly matches your mood.
Results: Currently out of stock due to an unexpected surge in demand for socks that match your existential dread.
Link to Sock-of-the-Month-Club for more info.
Disclaimer: Socks of Justification not responsible for any emotional or mental harm caused by excessive sock-wearing.
Experiment 3: The Socks-in-a-Box
A box that holds all the socks you will ever need, but not actually a box.
Results: Still in development, but it's not just a box.
Link to Socks-in-a-Box for more info.