Free Socks of Justification: Because Who Needs Actual Reasons, Anyway?
Here at the Free Socks of Justification, we understand that actual reasons are overrated. Sometimes, all you need is a good pair of socks to make your excuses sound, well, more justified.
Choose from our vast selection of socks, each carefully designed to make your lack of actual justification sound more impressive.
- Socks of Utter Confusion
- Socks of Evasive Silence
- Socks of Sudden, Unexplained Absence