We sell these socks because, let's be honest, life is just a never-ending series of minor inconveniences and petty disappointments. But with our justifications, you can tell everyone that your cat's hairball was a "deliberate artistic statement" or that you "intended" to spill coffee on your shirt.
Buy one pair, just in case.
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We've also got some fancy justification socks with built-in rationalizations. Because, you know, sometimes you need to justify why you can't actually do that thing you said you'd do.
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