Prehistoric Era (BC 1):
The Sock of Justification is born in a burst of fiery passion and questionable life choices.
Early Sock Age (500 AD):
The Great Sock Heist: Socks begin to disappear at an alarming rate, only to reappear in more exotic colors and materials.
Medieval Sock Crusade (1200 AD):
The Sock of Power is forged, allowing its wielder to control the very fabric of reality itself.
Modern Sock Era (2000 AD):
The Sock of Justification is rediscovered, and its secrets are unlocked, revealing the true meaning of life: socks.
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Stay just-ified, and remember: you can never have too many socks.