Welcome, commander, to the Sockulars of War. Our armies of sock puppets have been trained in the art of justifying your existence in the face of existential dread.
Our Sockulars are equipped with the latest in sock technology, including:
Visit our Sockulars Training Academy to learn more about our methods and join our ranks:
Sockulars Training AcademyOr, if you're feeling particularly anxious, try our Sockulars Support Forum:
Sockulars Support ForumRemember, in times of war, it's not about winning or losing, it's about having the right socks on your feet. Join the Sockulars of War today and discover the power of justified existence!