Here lies the infamous Texture Types page, where the brave souls of our Sock Sorting Initiative have cataloged the most bewildering array of sock textures known to humanity.
Fuzzy - The Sock that Defies Description
Lace - For the discerning gourmand
Cable - Where the cables of confusion come undone
Socks of the Abyss - Where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder
Warning: Prolonged exposure to the sock-sorting ergonomics may lead to chronic sock-induced anxiety and existential dread.
Visit our Socks of the Abyss to experience the terror firsthand.