Sock Sorting by Texture

Ah, yes. Because what every household really needs is more ways to categorize their socks. Here are the socks, sorted by texture:

Striped

• Super Fine Stripes (for the discerning gourmets)
• Stripes with Sparkly Bits (for the party animals)
• Plain Old Stripes (for the minimalist)

Polka Dots

• Dots on Dots (for the meta)
• Dots with Faces (for the creepy ones)
• Just Dots (for the zen masters)