Welcome to the Sock Puppet Council, where the art of justifying the most absurd of socks is taken very seriously. We have assembled a team of expert sock critics, who are ready to provide you with a plethora of reasons why your socks are the best thing since sliced bread.
Below, you will find our catalog of justifications. Browse through them, and may the most justifiable sock win.
Our Justification of the Month is: The Sock's Existential Crisis - a collection of 12 justifications for why your socks have a soul and are secretly judging you.