The Socks of Justification - Terms and Conditions

Welcome to the Socks of Justification, where our absurdity is always in style.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, because, you know, we're the ones with the socks.

By accessing this website, you agree to our terms, which are as follows:

• Do not attempt to wear our socks in the shower, as they may become tangled in your hair.
• You must agree to use our socks only for their intended purpose of justifying your existence.
• We will not be responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our socks, including but not limited to: existential dread, feelings of inadequacy, or spontaneous combustion.

For more information on our Sock-related policies, visit Sock Policies

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Sock Experiments

Or, if you're just here for the memes, check out Sock Memes

By the way, have you seen our Sock of the Month? It's a real game-changer.