The Socks of Justification are more than just mere foot coverings. They are, in fact, the unsung heroes of the sartorial world. Without them, our feet would be subject to the whims of the weather, and our toes would be forever lost in a sea of sweat and despair.
This, our first theory, posits that the Socks of Justification are, in fact, the key to unlocking human civilization. Without them, our ancestors would have been forever doomed to wander the ancient lands in bare feet, their feet blistered and battered by the unforgiving stone streets.
We will, of course, continue to explore the depths of this theory, and we invite you to join us on this journey of discovery and, indeed, justification.