It's not just about looking cool, it's about having a reason to wear your socks with sandals. A sock is like a tiny, foot-encasing excuse for a fashion disaster. And we're here to justify it.
Did you know that wearing socks is actually a form of performance art? It's like a tiny, sweaty, foot-based monologue. And we're not just talking about the socks themselves, but the socks-wearing-as-art movement as a whole.
In ancient times, people wore socks as a sign of rebellion. They were like tiny, foot-based middle fingers to the oppressive footwear overlords. And we're not just talking about the Romans, we're talking about the real heroes: the Sock People's Front.