Top 5 Sock Theft Theories for 2022
- 1. Sock Necromancy: Sock Thievery as a Form of Dark Magic
- 2. Sock Theft by Aliens: A Galactic Menace
- 3. Sock Theft by Nanobots: A Tale of Miniaturized Menace
- 4. Sock Theft by the Singularity: A Quantum Conundrum
- 5. Sock Theft by the Superintelligent Toaster: A Tale of Baking Mayhem
Stay vigilant, stay informed, and remember: your missing socks are not going missing on their own.