Socks of Silence 101: The Sock Whisperer's Guide

Chapter 1: Socks are not just for feet

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Lesson 1: The Sock Whisperer's Creed

A sock whisperer is not just a person who talks to socks, but a guardian of the sock universe.

They must be able to distinguish between a lone sock and a sock that has a mate.

They must be able to communicate with socks through a secret language that only they can understand.

They must be able to fold a sock into a perfect square in under 10 seconds.

Learn more about the Sock Whisperer's Creed

Recommended reading:

The Sock Whisperer's Bible

The Sock Whisperer's Journal