The Socks of Silence Market: Where the most epic socks come to play
Welcome to the Socks of Silence, where our socks are so comfortable, you'll never speak again. Or, at the very least, you'll never speak of our socks.
Our Socks
- Golden Socks of Solace: These babies have a built-in soothing hum, guaranteed to calm even the most ruffled of souls. ($19.99)
- Plaid of the Brave Socks: For those who dare to be different, our plaid socks are a bold statement of independence. ($24.99)
- Cotton of the Damned Socks: Soft, absorbent, and utterly terrifying, these socks will haunt your feet forever. ($29.99)
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