Welcome, survivors, to the Socks of the Apocalypse! A post-apocalyptic bazaar of footwear so dire, so bleak, so utterly useless, you'll wonder how we've managed to last this long. Browse our selection of:
Ancient Sock Artifacts, featuring the last remaining pairs of argyles from the great sock-pocalypse of the 80s. Socks of the Doomsday Device, because who needs pants when you have nuclear-armed footwear? Post-Nuclear Socks, where the radiation-resistant toe seam is a must-have for any post-apocalyptic survivor. Madmax's Socks of Madness, because even in the darkest of times, you still need a little bit of flair in your sock game.