The Sock Wizard's Cookie Recipes

Welcome, mortal, to the Sock Wizard's kitchen of culinary wonders! Here, you shall find the most fantastical, the most extraordinary, the most utterly absurd cookie recipes the world has ever seen.

• Chocolate Chip of Doom - A cookie so dark, so mysterious, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
• Sock Sushi Roll - A culinary abomination so heinous, it'll make the gods weep.
• Dragon's Fire Crispy Bread - A cookie so spicy, it'll leave you breathless, like a dragon's fiery wrath.
• Sock S'mores - A cookie so gooey, so stringy, it'll make you question the nature of the universe.