SOOTF: Sockets for the Discerning Futurist

Welcome to the SOOTF (Socks of the Future) catalog! We're not just a catalog, we're a movement.

Our socks are made with the finest materials and are designed to withstand even the most rigorous testing protocols of the year 3000.

Order now and receive a FREE pair of our exclusive, limited edition "I'm with Stupid" socks, perfect for office wear or geriatric care!

• Meet our designers
• Our testing protocols
• Geriatric care socks
• Office wear socks