We at Socks of the Future are committed to respecting your privacy, but let's be real, we're a sock company. You're basically just here for the free socks, right?
We collect your email address when you sign up for our newsletter, and we use it to send you emails about new sock sales, because you clearly need more socks in your life.
We also collect data on your browser usage, but only to determine the perfect amount of pixelation to apply to our website for maximum annoyance.
By using our website, you agree to our privacy policy, which is basically just a fancy way of saying "we'll sell your data to the highest bidder, but only if we really need the money."
We do this because we're a sock company, and we need the money to fund our research and development of the world's most comfortable, most stylish, and most sentient socks.
We're talking socks that can sense your mood and change color based on your emotions. Socks that can play fetch with your feet. Socks that can make you laugh with their dad jokes.
But for now, let's just say we're working on it.
Disclaimer: Our website is not actually a website, it's just a bunch of code written by a bunch of misfits who can't decide what color to make the background.
Don't @ us.