The future of footwear has arrived! Introducing Magnetism Socks, the socks that stick together with an iron grip, but also repel each other with an equal force. Because adulting is hard, and you don't need any more stress in your life.
Features:
- Sticky-icky grip, no slipping or sliding
- Auto-adjusting arch support, because who needs chiropractic bills?
- Integrated sock-communicator, so you'll never be alone with your thoughts
- Re-socking technology, because you can never have too many socks
Technical Specifications:
Material: Super-Sticky-Sock-Grade Thread Count: 1000+ threads per square inch, because you can never have too much texture Re-socking Frequency: 4x faster than traditional socks Auto-adjusting Range: 0-100% of arch support, so you can customize your comfort level Communicator Range: 0-100 dB, so you can tune out or tune in
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous questioning of the meaning of life. Prolonged use may lead to spontaneous re-socking, so be sure to take regular breaks and re-stock your sock drawer.
For more information, visit our Sock Humor page for a laugh, or our Compatibility Issues page for a headache.