Smart Socks Press Release

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

We're thrilled to announce the launch of Smart Socks, the world's most intelligent, most fantastical, and most utterly useless socks you'll ever own!

In this groundbreaking new line of footwear, each sock is equipped with:

• GPS navigation to ensure you never get lost on a solo trip to the kitchen
• An AI-powered snack dispenser for when you're feeling a little peckish
• A built-in selfie stick for when you just can't get enough of yourself
• A tiny but perfectly-formed Bluetooth speaker for when you need a little tunes in your toes

We're not just a company, we're a movement! Join us in our mission to revolutionize the sock industry one toe at a time.

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