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Smart Socks: The Future of Footwear

Warning: Do not attempt to wear these socks, they may cause spontaneous combustion, or worse, actually, they might just make you look really cool.

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"I've got a bad feeling about these socks." - John D., SockCon attendee

Reviews from SockCon 2025

5/5 stars: "I wore these socks for a whole day without incident, but then I tried to use the built-in toaster oven function and it melted my toes off!" - Bob Smith

4.5/5 stars: "I'm not sure if these socks are smart or just really expensive, but they're definitely comfy... and I'm still trying to decide if that's enough" - Jennifer D.