The Sockpocalypse Has Arrived

Behold, mortal, the robotic socks of the future! With advanced AI-powered elasticity and a battery life that lasts longer than a human's attention span, these socks will change the world.

Or will they just make you late for work?

Key Features:

Self-tightening elastic for optimal comfort
Integrated sock- phone for ordering more socks
Optional upgrade to include miniature robotic arms for increased autonomy
Warning: May cause spontaneous singing of the "Macarena" at random intervals

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