Smart Socks: The Tech Specs

Smart Socks are the future of footwear, and we're here to make it official.

Key Features:

Self-Tying laces that never get tangled
Built-in temperature control: warm when it's cold, cool when it's hot
Integrated GPS for tracking your daily step count
Self-cleaning nanotechnology for maximum hygiene
Optional: plays soothing ambient sounds to calm your feet during long walks

You might also be interested in:

Sock Hacking Hacks - Learn how to hack your Smart Socks into doing your laundry for you
Advanced Sock Hacking - For the truly elite sock enthusiasts