Standard Issue Smart Socks: Because Who Needs Comfort, Anyway?

Are you tired of wearing socks that actually fit? Do you yearn for the feeling of suffocating toe blisters? Look no further than our Standard Issue Smart Socks!

Our socks come in a variety of standard sizes, including:

• One size fits most
• One size fits few
• One size fits none
• One size fits never (for our experimental line)

But wait, there's more! Our socks also come with:

• Integrated GPS tracking, so you'll never lose a sock again
• Self-tightening technology, because who needs laces, anyway?
• Optional, but highly-recommended, built-in catnip dispenser (just kidding, we're not actually doing that)

Visit our ordering page to reserve your pair today!

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, check out our sock accessories page for the perfect companion sock-related item for your new smart sock!